Me And My Big Mouth

Once upon a time in ancient Babylon I used to drink alcohol, please note, I don’t really miss that lifestyle nor the person I was then but I do miss being able to hide behind a bottle of Jack Daniels right before I open my big mouth.
I really haven’t written much lately, I might have attempted a couple of times but failed dismally to come up with something (anything) worth posting, so today is a good day.

Plus I really have been feeling good lately, at least most of the time, apart from (over)procrastinating with a cup of coffee in my hand watching the whole season of the series Shameless in one night, and as attractive as Fiona Gallagher may be, it’s still not enough to ease the guilt for my non productivity of just sitting around the whole day.

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Dealing with that and the changes in my body like I’m back to puberty, I had been ugly for most of my life and now I’ve suddenly become easy on the eye, and really beautiful ladies are starting to desire my company; excuse me if this paragraph somehow seems pointless, it’s just that at this pace it seems me and Beyoncé Knowles might go out for a movie soon.

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Dealing with procrastination, Beyoncé’s fantasies, beautiful ladies and the shameful fact that at this point I have been writing a book for about nine months and only managed to come up with about 11 pages, not due to the lack of content but rather because I’ve been “too busy” to write.
I have been working long shifts, long days, supporting my family on minimum wage, and I have recently changed jobs as well as a place to stay, so with all these sudden changes my head is just all over the place so I couldn’t really write, but I still managed to see every new movie, about four seasons of Shameless in just one week, went to multiple dinner dates with multiple different ladies and have managed to reply every new text of those very same ladies.

The sad part is Casanova hasn’t even had a second to spare for people that have given him their all, that go as back as high school with him, that have seen me go from Michael Jackson to Tido and back to Michael again, and most importantly have given me the same respectful and attentive treatment they did when I was Bobby Brown in his New Edition days, to when I was Bobby now. Rest in Peace to Whitney.
Not only them, even the girl who has been by my side since before Christ, when I had it all and when I had nothing, she loved, respected and care for me, and now I’m too busy to text back? What a damn shame.

This morning I told her that I wanted out of this relationship, I felt I wasn’t really treating her right and she deserved more, much more than I was willing to offer. And promised her she’d find someone better, I believe in her.
And she told me that she doesn’t want somebody “better”, she wants me as ungrateful, unappreciative, and confused as I am, and these were her exact words;
“I don’t really care that you’re an asshole, as long as you’re my asshole, I’m okay”.

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How Was Your Day?

My mission is to only speak when I have nothing nice to say, otherwise I just keep quite. I want to be remembered for the lives I touched, the hope and happiness I brought into peoples’ lives and not as that douchebag who said your belt wasn’t matching your shoes.

My mission is kindness, treating every moment and person I come in contact with like it’s my last, like this is all they had to remember me by.

I don’t postpone anything, especially not an opportunity to flash a smile at the next person.

Take a look at your day, just today. Did you live it right? Did you say all you needed to and listened to all other people had to say to you as well? Did you pick up the phone to remind someone out there someone is thinking of them? Did you seek forgiveness of those you have wronged? And more importantly, did you forgive those who have wronged you as well?
And finally, if you were to drop dead right at this very moment, would you be satisfied with the way you have lived your day? Not your whole life, just this day, today.

To The Independent Ladies

There is nothing more attractive than a woman who doesn’t really need you, for some strange reason her non-neediness becomes part of her charm, as long as she doesn’t overdo it.
Make me feel like you can survive without me, but don’t actually do it.

Personally, when I like someone I obsess, I will want to know where they are all the time, what are they up to, with whom, and I spend most of my lonesome moments worrying if they’re also thinking about me, if they find me as attractive as I find them, the uncertainty really tortures me but I guess it’s all part of the charm, right?

I understand that some ladies just do not want to seem easy and be taken advantage of, but damn it girl, please wink at me every once in a while so I know I actually do stand a chance.

And finally, to the “independent” ladies, maybe you’ve witnessed your mama being taken advantage of by daddy because she relied on him just a little “too much”, or your baby’s father left you pregnant, please know this; as much as I’m attracted by how you’re able to take care of yourself but I also want to take care of you, I am not your dad nor your baby father but I’m Ubuntu, and I would like to ask you out for drink sometime.
Do I really stand a chance?

Damn Relationship Quotes

We live in an era where social media has set standards too high for men as far as relationships are concerned.
Popular love tweets, quotes and memes have really exaggerated masculinity, to the point where she thinks; “if he doesn’t pay off my mama’s bond then he’s not really into me, or he’s just a total loser”.

I have recently read a quote saying;
“When he really loves you, he’d catch you in bed with another man and just say ‘baby get dressed and let’s go home’”.
And sad truth is that some ladies would really expect him to do that.

These tweets are unrealistic, they expect men to be robots operating with a sole intention to serve her, and overlook that relationships are a two-way street.

You and your woman will disagree on something, she will storm out, and after a couple of minutes she’ll change her profile picture to an image of a young couple all cuddly with a caption; “when he really loves you, he won’t backchat you”.

Relationships are meant to be in between two adults of compatible sound minds, and if they are any unrealistic expectations to be involved, then they should apply to both parties.
These quotes shouldn’t be just about what men should do, but rather about what two people should do when they really love each other, since we rely so much on social media to verify the genuineness of our love. If he is supposed to drop everything when she needs him, she should do the same, no question asked. But, it is rather unfortunate how ladies expect guys to be fine on their own just because they are “men”, like being “men” is inhuman.

Before a man is a man he is just a mere human being in the very same way a woman is, so whatever would make her happy would do just the same for him.
I have seen men love their women the best way they possibly could, and still fail to satisfy her just because he didn’t text her at midnight like the twitter page had said he should when he really loves her.

Never doubt my love for you just because I couldn’t text you at midnight baby, I was asleep baby………………………… and dreaming of you.
And to all these women who come up with these outrageous tweets I say this to you, I hope you all are in loving relationships with tall, handsome and dark men with deep voices, who lick your buttholes, drive you mothers to their doctor’s appointments, hate football and just hanging out with the guys in general, watch over you as you sleep, never fantasize about pornstars and give you guys multiple orgasms, every single night.

Amen.

I Wish You Well

I wish on a shooting star,
I wish you are
All you want to be
I wish you are free.

I wish you health,
Happiness, love, wealth
I wish you worth.

I wish all your dreams come true
And they bring you the joy you hope they do
And you have loyal companions too
With best intentions at heart for you,
Like I do.

I wish you wealth
Diamond rings, platinum pearls, gold earrings,
I wish you health,
Oxygen, clean water as pure as your soul is to me,
And for the ground you walk on to worship you,
The birds to sing for you,
And the stars to shine for you.

I wish the starts to shine for you,
better yet, to shine through you.

I wish you life.
I wish you well.